Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sandwich Assault

Breaking News Headline: Man nabbed after hitting girlfriend with sandwich

Not cool, unidentified man from Port St. Lucia, Fla. Sandwiches are for eating. And for taking pictures of and posting blogs about. That's it. (And for making ranking lists of, but that's it.)
"Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off."
Well, if she was wearing glasses it was sort of her fault for being a nerd.
"Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved."

Link, ht: Franklin

Monday, November 3, 2008

Freedom Sandwich

I managed to give the border patrol the slip and get back in the USA, so to celebrate I had a sandwich from Larchmont Wine & Cheese. It's the #3: Soppressata, Manchego cheese, mixed greens, sun-dried tomato spread, olive oil, and balsamic vinegar. This is the best sandwich.