I know what you're thinking: "Salad? On a sandwich?! Well, I guess I can die because now I've seen everything."
This was the La Brea Bakery baguette Danger gave me, and if you know anything about La Brea Bakery baguettes, it's that they cost $7 and go bad in like an hour. So I had to use it fast, but I didn't have any sandwich fixings.
So imagine this: You make a salad. Romaine, spinach, "spring mix", feta, roasted red onions, and broccoli. Then you put that ON A BAGUETTE, which you've toasted in the broiler with a little olive oil.
This is what the Earl of Sandwich's bitch wife probably ate all the time.